Tag:Allison Stokke
Posted on: July 25, 2008 9:51 pm
Edited on: September 8, 2009 2:09 am

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

Since my Husker Football Fanatics Board

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is as dead as do-nation's love life (read into that what you will), I thought I'd post something of broader interest.

So I was in one of the offices here, escaping the brutal Texas summer heat, and someone had a picture of Allison Stokke (you know, the hot pole vaulter girl) from back in her heyday as the wallpaper on one of the computers.  The guy looking at her is easily old enough to be her Dad (sadly, I am too) and I told him that he ought to be ashamed.  The poor girl was on every blog run by a male (and some by females) for many months last year and (judging by the fact she was recently put up as the wallpaper here in the office) obviously her memory remains.

I'm not going to her post her picture here for two reasons:

1.  The poor girl has been lusted after enough, and

2.  I don't know how

Now before, you call me a hypocrite, yes I was one of the guilty.  I think that every red-blooded heterosexual male in the free world where the Internet is accessible has probably laid their eyes longingly upon her tight, lean, body with its firm curves and....err, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, so I was one of the guilty ones.  But I didn't create any creepy shrines like kingbd1 or any tribute sites, I just checked her out, and then moved on with my life, forgetting her in the process...much like every woman that has had the misfortune of crossing my path.

Well, being the curious soul that I am, I wanted to find out how she's doing now.  Strictly out of good-natured and innocent curiosity.  Anyway, that's why God made Google, so pervy guys like me can look at nubile, young females...and this is what I found:


It appears that all the unwanted attention (or at least that's how it was portrayed when the pictures of her went viral) has caused the University of California (the university she has chosen to attend) to pull all of her pictures.  And judging by the one picture of her on the linked page, it would seem that the stress of being the object of countless fantasies has caused her to let herself slip a bit.

So thank you Internet perverts of the world.  You ruined a great thing.  I hope you're happy.


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